i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
false alarm. still invincible.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
