My friends, they love my intelligence
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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