This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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