Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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