He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i will never coherently bang her
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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