I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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