its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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