It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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