love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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