Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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