Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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