i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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