Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
