i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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