just tell him i said nine months
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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