I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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