Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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