Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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