quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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