Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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