do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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