id be glad to
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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