I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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