I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
"it" just moved
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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