And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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