rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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