Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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