Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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