It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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