it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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