all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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