Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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