Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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