i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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