So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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