On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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