ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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