it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
