they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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