ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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