good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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