I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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