how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Randomize
