Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
wow bdsm is so cute
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