you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
