I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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