I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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