Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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