I'm laying in your front yard are you home
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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