Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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