I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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